Tuesday, November 11, 2008 . 7:55 AM

Good Morning everyone.
It's 7.55 Am & I'm suppose to be asleep.I guess I'll start my chemistry & biology revision early.

It's kinda wierd.Everytime I wake up,my stomach would tie a deadly knot & all the contents will swirl & twirl vigorously as the churning progresses.
It's more like a Auto-alarm to me.A signal to start a brand new day.
What a fantastic way to begin =.=

Today,like no other,I immediately rushed into the washroom & I was fully prepared to launch.However,today I didn't launch properly.All thanks to that poignant odour that is hanging in my grandpa's toliet,I had double the work.I had more messy & gooey work to clear. Instead of just the launch from my anus,I still had to launch stuff* from my foul mouth.I was vomitting yet shitting at the same time! I'm so helpless today.
Again,what a fantastic way to begin =.=

Right now,my stomach feels extremely uncomfortable.It's @ the brink of despair & I'm unable to shake that horrendous sensation.My stomach operates like a tornado today,sweeping through my contents.
I pity my stomach.No,I rather pity myself. : (
WHAT NOW?

I guess,I need a cure.I mean it,a real cure.A cure to my hindrance.Probably,I'll be like Robbie Williams,obsessively engage aliens or extraterrestrials.I don't trust doctors on Earth.Seeking help from Living creatures from MARS or any other planet sounds reliable to me.How I wish my life is like Robbie's life-aliens would be delighted to vist me & probably a 'female humanoid being with feline features' which resembled 'Sekhmet, a half-human, half-lion female god who is prominent in Egyptian mythology' may be my saviour.
Before that can happen,I need a stroke of luck.
If luck is by my side,I may need to get Cosmo tattoos (etched all over my body) and work with Ufologists of US research organisation Enlightened Contact With Extraterrestrial Intelligence (ECTI). I think I'll consider getting the Eye of Horus - also known as the Udjat which represents the Cosmos and is a symbol protection from evil forces.
For the sake of geniune cure,lets track UFOs today.

(*)=you may puke too if I were to tell you.